John

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= (Lightning Madness Crescent) =

//with (John, Gary, Jeremy)//
presents

(Banana Wars)
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Cast:
Matthew as Main Character with sword and special powers. as psychic girl...who can float Eduardo as the dumb dude. Erik as the "backbone guy" Palm as the guide. as the boss. as the adviser. as the minions.

//Beginning:// Matthew sets out to fight the evil boss who lives in Lava-land Volcano because the evil boss stole his precious banana.
====//Middle:// Matthew meets up with three friends and they form a team known as the "banana-hunters" They set out to find the volcano but get lost. They find this old man named Palm and steal his map and runs away but the old man chases after him and they find themselves cornered at the top of the volcano they were looking for. They don't need the map anymore so they throw it back at the old man and he tumbles back down the mountain.==== ====//End:// They battle their way into the volcano (Eduardo doing I am firing my laser part) and find a staircase leading inside the volcano hole made of clouds. Suddenly a meteor falls into the volcano from the sky and destroys the stairs, flies down to save them and they manage to get them out of the volcano. Eduardo fires his laser at and falls into the volcano.====

Script:
Bad Boss: This is the finest banana on Earth! I will take it and harness it's power and take over the world! Hahahaha Mathew: Oh no! Someone stole my banana! Bad Boss: Mwahahaha! If you want to see your precious little banana again, come to my lair in a random volcano somewhere in the Earth to get it back Matthew: Wow...really detailed directions, and who would want to live in a volcano? Bad Boss: Silence, fool! Just do as I say or you will have to say goodbye to your banana forever! Matthew: You will never get away with this! 5 minutes later Matthew: I can't believe he is going to get away with this Matthew: That's it, this is it, I am going to the volcanoe! But I need some assistance... Matthew:......................................okay then, meet me me outside my door Girl: so what's up? Eduardo: is there food? Matthew: well someone just stole my last banana...so no Eduardo: I am outta here Matthew: I will give you a nickel... Eduardo: I am in! Erik: So what's the plan? Matthew: We have to get my banana back, no matter what!! Girl: Aren't you over reacting over a single banana? Matthew: No, it's my precious banana passed through lots of previous generations! Eduardo: How much? Matthew: Well, maybe like 2 years but still. Erik: Let's go. Girl: I think I see a house. Matthew: Hey, I think it's that wise man my grandfather talked about Old Man: What brings you here kids? Girl: We're looking for this volcano. Old Man: Which one? There are like 50,000 around here. Eduardo: Do you have a map? Old Man: I believe I do, and I'll sell it to you for 50 copper coins. Phoenix: But we only have 49 copper coins! Girl: I think I dropped one on the way... Old Man: Oh well, too bad. Have a nice day. Matthew: We must have that map! No matter what the costs. Eduardo: How about we knock on the door again? Matthew: I say we borrow it...permanently. Girl: There's a open window in there... Phoenix: It's one inch open... Girl: I'll open it up dudes. Eduardo: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Eduardo: OWWWWWWWW!!!! Ooo...sharp things. Matthew: Um...wouldn't that wake the old man up? Girl: ...why am I not surprised Old man: You kids and your crazy minds, stealing from a poor, old man! Eduardo: Darn it, now we lost the map AND we found the secret lair, not that that'll do any good. Girl: How did you know that this is the volc...oh Matthew: It sure is dark in here... Phoenix: Hey, there is a switch here Boss: I knew you'd find me, that's because I am psychic! Eduardo: Hey, give Matthew back his car! Evil Boss: I knew you would say that! Matthew: But I don't even have a car, he stole my banana! Evil Boss: I knew you would say that too! Matthew: Guess which number I am thinking of? Evil Boss: Silence fool! You dare to question my power? Eduardo: Hey Mr. EvilDude, I question your power! Evil Boss: That's it, for that, fool, I shall end your pitiful lives right here, right now!! Girl: Umm...aren't you overreacting over a single banana...again? Evil Boss: Silence fool, bananas are serious business Edaurdo: By the way, what are bananas? Evil Boss: They are your mom!...and dad. Matthew: Ummm...can we just start fighting now? Evil Boss: Die now! Send out my adviser! Adviser: Hahaha, I shall end your pitiful lives right here, right now!! Evil Boss: I already said that! Adviser: Shut up...I mean sorry Boss Matthew: Hey, what do you need my banana for anyways? Evil Boss: I shall use it...to turn myself into--a main character!!! Adviser: Aren't you forgetting someone? Evil Boss: Oh yeah right, I almost forgot, my banana is also going to be a main character! Adviser: Aghhhh...its ME you idiot, bloody tart! Evil Boss: Well that was quick, oh well, less people means less mouths to feed right? Phoenix: So you are saying that we went through the entire storyline just so we can argue over who can be the main character? Well that's a pretty dumb plot! Matthew: Whoah, that's a lot of words you said Phoenix! Evil Boss: Um...could we just start fighting now? Matthew: Go on without me, friends. Edurado: In that case can I be the main character? Matthew: No way! Eduardo: Poopie!
 * Matthew takes last banana from a shelf and begins to eat it.*
 * bad boss comes and steals banana*
 * Matthew calls his friends*
 * Friends meet*
 * sets off on the main path*
 * slams door shut*
 * uses psychic powers to open the window*
 * jumps in with no hesitation*
 * Eduardo jumps out with the map*
 * Old man chases after him*
 * Group runs away*
 * Group runs up a volcano*
 * Eduardo drops the map*
 * Goes into the lair*
 * turns on switch, lighting lights*
 * battle their way to boss (insert stupid RPG scene here)*
 * Nyaomi casts a spell, Adviser dies*
 * fights and defeats boss (gets back banana)but Matthew gets badly injured*
 * The End*

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